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By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, neglected a educate. a few days, besides the fact that, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the break hit Worse Than Yours sequence. accumulating fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous e-book catalogs every thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully deepest ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as agony. even if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new mother or father ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be absolute to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long past improper. finally, it may were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 kin Worse Than...

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Bought Titanic Tickets 12. Not This Dog's Day 13. Birthmas 14. AARP Card Arrives 15. Jury Duty 16. Getting Whacked 17. Ousted from Clique 18. Valentine-less Day 19. Jeopardy Loser 20. Tattoo Typo 21. Bank Hostage 22. Colonoscopy 23. Broke a Nail 24. Judgment Day 25. Pimple on Prom Night 26. Forgot Permission Slip 27. Saturday at the Water Park 28. 19/Gallon 29. 69/Grande 30. Suntan 360° 31. Team-Building Field Trip 32. When Pigeons Attack 33. Wheelie Gone Awry 34. Ricky Gets Atomic Wedgie 35. Twenty-one Years and One Day Old 36.

Can be worked into casual conversation on first dates to imply intelligence and invoke pity. Your prize is the home edition of Jeopardy. One moment you're playing on national TV, the next you're playing at home against your ten-year-old niece, and she beats you, too. 20. Tattoo Typo Hmm, your name isn't Brain. And you're not that smart, either. The new tattoo was really sore for the first two weeks. After that, it's just your pride that hurts. The rest of your life, or until you can afford laser tattoo removal.

17. Ousted from Clique Yesterday, Jacqueline Lane, a member of the Hot Five, was doing the middle school catwalk down the hallway. The next day? She's banished like Eve from Eden all because she let Nate Taylor go to second, over the sweater. But at the start of the year, the Five had agreed that all hookups beyond first base must be negotiated among the group. Jacqueline's unilateral decision to hook up with a NAH (Not a Hottie) gave the Five a permanent black eye. There was nothing they could have done.

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